Meet Sue!

This is Sue, the official Make Up girl for Must Chuuch. I generally don't wear make up, because my face is perfect. But, since she is so perfect, we keep on the payroll. Besides, she's always good to put on some cover up after I've been crying all night because of the current situation of the Milwaukee Brewers. But Sue always knows how to cheer me up with a little QT.

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I just received this text message:

Hey, its (name redacted). i have a business opportunity for you. i
am hosting a lunchin on the 28th to talk more about it. you interested in
coming?

If you are going to send an informal text like this, don't you think you should spell luncheon correctly?

Major League Jerk

Based on recent developments, I will take my writing skills, or lack there of, over to a blog called Major League Jerk (formerly known as Major League Asshole). This blog was started by a few guys that comment over at The Big Lead. It was be mostly about baseball. I will be writing specifically about the Brewers or other baseball related thoughts I have.

I will still be writing the Must Chuuch blog pretty much at the same pace as I have been. I will be posting funny videos, pictures and stories. Oh, and I will also be giving updates about our awesome softball team because I know everyone wants to know how we're doing. So, remember to check here or at ML Jerk to see any new posts. As always, email me if you have any ideas or tips.

Roger Clemens Succumbs to Peer Pressure

We should've seen this whole Mindy McCready mess coming from a mile away. In this commercial, Clemens' golfing buddies pressure him into knocking boots with the child. Usually, you just talk about banging unsuspecting girls while on the golf course, but you don't actually do it. What an fucking idiot??

Happy Cinco de Mayo!!!!!!

I would like to wish a great Cinco de Mayo to Yovani Gallardo. Yovani, a native of Michoacan, Mexico, is the future ace of the Brewers. Until last week, he was part of our dynamic duo with Ben Sheets. Thing is, Yovani tore his ACL against the fuckin gay Cubs and will require surgery that will end his season. As a Brewers fan, this is pretty much the worst news to hear unless you tell me they are offering Eric Gagne a contract extension.